What exactly do you buy for a girl who has everything, a woman who only wants more grandbabies, and a baby that likes sucking his hand and laughing at paper being ripped?
Brothers, Frost, and Korsak I have done.
Also, do I buy something for Cavanaugh?
After work I’m sitting down with my girlfriend, my family, my dog, the turtle, a leg of turkey and a cold beer.
Shirtless? Do you mean skirtless?
I guess she would *shifts uncomfortably* I uh haven’t really seen her out of her shirt or skirt…well except for swimming and the few times we’ve had to change in front of each other and yeah she looks better shirtless and skirtless…I feel flustered.
Thankfully it didn’t burn, the coffee was near cold and near the end of the cup.
*grumble* Maura suggested I go shopping with her to help her find a new skirt that has similar patterns.
I guess because it was my fault that I should go with her..
That may have helped if she didn’t shriek that we were going to be late for work and that I’m impossible.
Hypothetically speaking, of course.
haha! I love jokes :)
Lol that one killed me!
I admit I laughed a little at this.
Little Johnny was sitting in class when it came to him that he needed to go to the toilet. “Miss, Miss, I need to take a piss!!” Little Johnny called from the back of the classroom.
The teacher replied, “Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is ‘urinate’, you may go to the toilet but when you come back I would like you to use a correct sentence with the word ‘urinate’ in it.”
Little Johnny goes to the bathroom and eventually comes back to class.
"Well?" The teacher asked.
Little Johnny stood in front of the classroom and took a deep breath - “You’re an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you’d be a ten!”
No worries! Holly’s been busy with work, and I kind of have no life so I’m usually always around ha. I miss it too.
Your bravery is honorable and admired. Thank you for the sacrifices you make in honor to protect a country we love so much.
they’re coming home for the hoilday
if you see this on your dash and don’t reblog judging you
whenever i see them, i thank them. you dont even know half of what they go through
Reblogging because I want to, not for the guilt trip.